... on which I am more than a month behind, drat it all. So, without further ado...
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1019) "Misspelled" edited by Julie E. CzernedaA charming anthology of fantasy stories in which magic, for one reason or another, goes awry. Most of the pieces were funny, or at least somewhat pen-in-cheek (I'm assuming that's the written version of "tongue-in-cheek").
- The opening story by Lesley D Livingston was a classic example of a wordplay story, but I think it came across as a bit strained despite the excellent idea.
- My favorites were "Chafing the Bogey Man" by Kristin Britain (about the supernatural origins of golf), "Spell Quality" by Kate Paulk (imagine working a Quality Assurance job in a mage's office!) and "Demon in the Cupboard" by Nathan Azinger (a wonderful little piece about cooking, magic, and husband-wife relationships). Ken Pollard's "A Perfect Circle" was pretty interesting, too, a fantasy story with a cyberpunk twist. And Shannan Palma's concluding story warns of the dangers of purchasing a ticket to a fairy-tale life... and not reading the instructions carefully!
- Kell Brown, I'm afraid, despite being Canadian, disappointed me sorely. I don't think I've ever seen so many dangling participles in one place. Shame on the copy-editors, too.
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* "Banana: The Fate of the Fruit That Changed the World" by Dan Koeppel If you didn't think a book about a plant could be fascinating, think again (and you also need to read Pollan's "Botany of Desire"). The humble banana-- it is one of the most widely grown, best-beloved, often-eaten, healthiest fruits known to man. It was also, apparently, one of the first cultivated crops, and is the primary dietary staple in many countries. It's also in imminent danger of going extinct-- at least, the commercially grown variety we see in Western supermarkets is well on its way out. The only reason it's still on the shelves is that new plantations are being planted as fast as the old ones are wiped out-- by a disease with no cure, no treatment, and no resisting plants, since, like potatoes, bananas propagate by cloning. This means that when an illness strikes one banana plant, only the strictest possible quarantine measures will keep that illness from killing every other plant of that strain.
In fact, the variety that first made bananas famous here in the United States all died out decades ago from the very same disease. The "Big Mike" banana is no more-- and after reading this book, I desperately want to taste one! I also want (almost) to jet off to Southeast Asia, where bananas still grow in myriad wild varieties, some nearly as orange (and beta-carotene-laden) as carrots, others with magenta skin, and some creamy and sweet as custard.
This book covers nearly everything, from the origin of the jingle "
Yes, We Have No Bananas" to the history of the company now known as Chiquita (back when it was United Fruit, it was truly one of the most evil companies ever. Sure, we say that about all the big conglomerates, but seriously, how many companies have overthrown governments, machine-gunned down an entire village of their workers, or undertaken construction projects with a 90% mortality rate among workers??).
My only gripe with the book was the lack of figures. There were a few photos and illustrations, but the text desperately needed maps, charts, and a botanical schematic of the plant, because the descriptions alone just didn't cut it in many places. Still, very interesting stuff!
1021) ** "My Thirteenth Winter" by Samantha AbeelAbeel tells her story of growing up with a very unusual learning disorder-- severe dyscalculia, an almost complete inability to comprehend numbers and their relationships. Despite being very bright, even gifted, in other areas such as linguistic skills, she cannot read a clock, count out change, make sense of a map, or even do basic arithmetic. She spent her childhood baffling teachers, too "smart" for remedial classes but always struggling at her grade level, terrified, confused, and constantly complicating the problem (unknowingly) by using her other impressive skills to compensate-- for example, guessing right answers by watching her teacher's facial expressions for clues.
The book is about her childhood overall, but I guess her 13th year is when things really came to a head, with her verging on complete nervous breakdown, finally getting a diagnosis (getting proper schooling help was another story altogether), and making breakthroughs in art and writing that preserved her sanity. At age 15, she published "Reach for the Moon," a collection of poetry about coping with disability.
My heart really bleeds for this girl. She was so sensitive and scared-- as gifted children often are-- and so far from anyone's understanding. Even reading her descriptions, it's impossible to imagine this lack of certain mental skills that almost everyone except stroke victims takes for granted. As a child and young adult, she is the victim of constant panic attacks without knowing what they are. She shuns social contact entirely, and spends most of her time so stressed that she's terrified she's about to vomit. One scene she described, of sitting up for hours in bed afraid that she would become sick too suddenly even to get to the toilet, and then breaking out in sweat at the relief when she realized she was just hungry rather than sick, struck so close to home it tore at me.
Every teacher, every pediatrician, every parent should read this book.
In her own words:
(after encountering tears of gratitude from a man who read her book and realized that his own lifelong "failure" was simply a learning disability)
"I could not help but wonder how many thousands, millions of people like him, like me, were out there walking around wounded, lonely, scared, trapped by not understanding what was wrong, feeling as if the dark shadow that plagues them is their fault."from the afterword
"There will, undoubtedly, be more times in my future when things will become difficult again. Hopefully I will be able to draw on the lessons of the past and give myself permission to be who I am. Antidepressants... allow me to feel the entire range of emotions, including sadness, but don't allow me to get caught in cycles of thoughts that overpower me and hold me back. Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I had been diagnosed with depression earlier, how different my relationships and ability to cope with my learning disorder would have been."
Ok, I'm also doing some rereading lately, and I realize that I want to list some of these, both because I read them so long ago that I had forgotten them, and because I want a more comprehensive list of my total readings. I will, however, have to get my hands on some kind of basic database program soon so I can keep track and make sure I don't list anything twice! So, here goes (it isn't cheating to list stuff I read years ago, really!)
1022) ** "The Colour of Magic" by Terry PratchettI know I mentioned it before, but it deserves an entry. This is really three novellas, of wit and wackiness unparalleled in our geometry. These are tales of the Discworld, which rides through space atop a giant turtle, of the Wizard Rincewind, who would love to live in a universe where the laws of physics weren't broken on a daily basis, and of TwoFlower, the Discworld's first tourist, a cheery little man who inadvertently sows chaos in his wake. Also featuring trolls, heroes, a wide assortment of puns, semi-legendary dragons, maidens in various states of undress, and, most of all, The Luggage.
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023) ** "The Light Fantastic" by Terry PratchettThis sequel continues in much the same vein as the first book, albeit with more of an overarching plot. Apart from the main plot points, I never quite can remember what happens in this one. But it's a rousing good read all the same.
1024) ** "Equal Rites" by Terry PratchettLeaving Rincewind's tale for the moment, we travel to the Discworld's high mountains, the Ramtops, where an eighth son of an eighth son is born, which means that he's Destined to become a Wizard. Only too late is it discovered that the son is, in fact, a daughter. But women can't be wizards! ...or can they? Introducing the formidable character of Granny Weatherwax, practitioner of various magics and also "headology," which she insists is a lot more important. And when Granny insists on something, reality had better agree with her or else!
Ok, it's gotten all late again. More tomorrow, I hope.